Benji on Paris: “I always knew that she was, like, wife material” May 2, 2008

Benji Madden is so smitten with his new girl, Paris, that when asked if he’d get engaged within the next six months he said, “I’m not gonna bet against you on that.” The rocker says, “nothing would make me happier” than spending the rest of his life with the hotel heiress. “You know you walk around feeling lucky all day. You just want to get on top of a mountain and go, ‘I’m in love!’” Wow, Benji, which one of Paris’ multitude of wonderful character traits are you head over heels with?

-Her ability to dance on tables in heels without falling down?
-Her life-altering vocal skills on her debut album?
-Her disregard for pets or they way she dresses them up like a little doll?
-Her ever expansive vocabulary?
-Her Academy Award worthy performance in “House of Wax”?
-The way she looks naked on camera under infrared light?

“I always knew that she was, like, wife material, or serious girlfriend material,” says Madden. Maybe because she’s been engaged twice already? Sorry Benji, we’re not deliberately trying to hate, but do you think you can tame this party girl? If you think you can—go for it! We’d rather see her on your arm than arrested for another DUI.